Silly Riddles

1.What driver doesn't have a license? a screw driver.

2.Why do statues and pantings of  George Washing  always show him standing? because he would never lie.

3.What is the brightest fish? a sun fish.

4.Did anyone laugh at the  Tyranasaurus when it fell on the ice?  No they were too scared.  Only the ice made some cracks.

5.  What has a neck, but no head?  A bottle.

6.  What is green and sour and gives presents at Christmas time?  A Santa Pickle.

7.  What kind of truck does a ballerina drive?  A toe truck (tow truck).

8.  What pillar is never used to hold up a building?  A caterpiller.

9    When   does a  patatoe  change Nationality?     When it is French  fried .

10.  What  has one  foot  on each side and one  in the middle?    A yardstick.

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