Silly Riddles 1.What driver doesn't have a license? a screw driver. 2.Why do statues and pantings of George Washing always show him standing? because he would never lie. 3.What is the brightest fish? a sun fish. 4.Did anyone laugh at the Tyranasaurus when it fell on the ice? No they were too scared. Only the ice made some cracks. 5. What has a neck, but no head? A bottle. 6. What is green and sour and gives presents at Christmas time? A Santa Pickle. 7. What kind of truck does a ballerina drive? A toe truck (tow truck). 8. What pillar is never used to hold up a building? A caterpiller. 9 When does a patatoe change Nationality? When it is French fried . 10. What has one foot on each side and one in the middle? A yardstick.
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